What in the world has happened to Ozzy? Back when I was in high school, heck, way BEFORE I was in high school, Ozzy was feared by parents. He was evil. He bit the head off of a live bat. He got arrested for peeing on the Alamo. He was THE PRINCE OF FREAKIN' DARKNESS!
Now, he's doing ads for CBS promoting getting a colonoscopy. His song "Crazy Train", once a rebel anthem, is now being used in a MINI-VAN COMMERCIAL. How can you be cool if you're doing van commercials?
You just wait. Next they'll get Marilyn Manson to do feminine napkin ads. "Be one of 'The Beautiful People'. Use Acme tampons. You'll have 'Sweet Dreams' when you use them."
It will happen.
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